A Mr Bitcoin has a huge hog owns a roundabout and a block of houses for the bants. he can't get women so now he is gay .
by Daniel Borris Neil Harriosn March 21, 2022
Get the Mr Bitcoinmug. by Hawes inc. November 8, 2021
Get the Mr Normanmug. The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
by daltonjfk November 6, 2019
Get the Mr. Steal Yo Mealmug. AP teacher who's goal in life is to haunt the dreams of all high school students. He is the reason sophomores are up doing homework all night. Instead of teaching, he talks about useless stories and tells dad jokes. He is the reason you're failing out of school.
Friend: hey bro u wanna go to the football game on Friday
You: can't. Mr. Needle is making us define 3.27 million words by Monday.
You: can't. Mr. Needle is making us define 3.27 million words by Monday.
by imakanyemess September 23, 2016
Get the mr. needlemug. by Toopg June 14, 2023
Get the Mr Producermug. Mr. Fats, Lowkey BEST dog in the ENTIRE world. Mckayla's dog is the best. Yes, everyone wants THEIR dog to be the best because its their dog and they love them very much. BUT NO! MR. FATS IS THE BEST SO YALL SHUT UP!
by TrinxBaku June 25, 2021
Get the Mr. Fatsmug. 