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Business Shit

The act of dressing up in a suit especially to take a shit and the feeling of triumph and superiority over your blue collar counterparts in doing so.

There are two requirements that need meeting for your shit to be classed as a business shit: the first is that you must not be wearing a suit to begin with; at the first sign of urgency you should rush to the wardrobe and suit up. And the second is that the suit must consist of a jacket, trousers, smart shoes and a shirt and tie.

Points are awarded on urgency, details of the outfit (suspenders, cravate, tophat, bluetooth, briefcase, umbrella etc) and extracurricular activites (conference calling, checking the FTSE, smoking a cigar, reading the financial times etc)
I was having the greatest business shit today I could have stayed in there all afternoon but time is money so I was outa there in a timely fashion
by skeebe03 October 21, 2011
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Shit Spackle

When you have the screaming shits that result in a shot gun peppering of the inside of the toilet. Usually the result of Thai and/or Indian food. Also a probable result of getting shit faced.
Man i ate so much Taco Bell yesterday, i shit spackled the back of the toilet.
by Cock Thicket October 7, 2011
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Shit Paper

A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.
The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!
by Jackieboy17 July 11, 2017
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shit-craver

A male homosexual. Probably originates from the tendency of male homosexuals to engage in anal sex with each other.
Better not go in there - those guys are Shit-cravers.
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Ruined shit

To be verbally abused and torn down
The girls thought he was cool, until his friends ruined his shit.
by eep April 24, 2004
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shit shoving

A fetish where the feces of one lover is removed manually and spread, thrown, and otherwise used as a sex object. Proponents claim that the smell of "unborn" feces is a huge turn-on, and that it is loads of fun.
After getting bored with normal sex, my girlfriend and I turned to shit shoving to spice up our sex life.
by Chunky B April 19, 2003
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dumb as shit

So incredibly idiotic that i have to compare it to an inanimate object, like feces.
"Why is six afraid of seven?"
"cuz seven eight nine."
that was dumb as shit.
by Jnance October 10, 2003
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