Aqua nuts 

A severe case of blue balls, where exploding into a condom resembles the rapid filling of a water balloon.

My girlfriend decided to jack me off under the table during dinner with her parents, and now I have AQUA NUTS!!!

Aqua nuts by Johnny Long Arm January 8, 2012

Harry Nutts

A freaking awesome person.

Doug: Look! It's Harry Nutts!
John: Yeah, my ex-wife had sex with him...

Cynthia: Look! It's Harry Nutts!
Lisa: Oh my god, I want his dick inside me NOW.

Harry Nutts by Harry Nutts September 16, 2012

my nuts are dragging

when a man is very tired and almost can't stand up/overworked/dead on your feet...

"after a 14 hour day my nuts are dragging"

my nuts are dragging by Baron Von-Beer Breath June 3, 2017

Fucking nuts 

Quitting your job and moving half way across the world for pussy

Roger is fucking nuts

Fucking nuts by Medusabitch February 9, 2018

Aw Nuts Burger 

A burger that comes with peanut butter

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Aw Nuts Burger, you should try it!"

Aw Nuts Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Nigger nuts 

The testicals of a black male/female

Caleb: Mmmmm nigger nuts
Reagan: let go of my nuts Caleb

Nigger nuts by YourlocalJoe December 14, 2019

mut's nuts 

Something which is top of the line, creme de la creme. (also see dog's bollocks)

That car's the mut's nut's.

mut's nuts by Starsky July 30, 2003