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Jack

Sick interior designer and architect. Has an affinity for knocking down cabinets, building walls and baptizing bachelor pads. Known to deal 6 for $10 Bath and Body Works "man" hand sanitizers. Allergic to cats and "man" hand sanitizers. His ears are too low and his chin is too long, rashy hands but has prince charming hair. Has the memory of a 150 year old, but HUGE cabbage patch energy ;)
Jack totally baptized our bachelor pad last Friday when he puked his brains out.
by egerton September 9, 2020
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Jack

Evil psychopath who will charm you with his bullshit banter then reveal his true self
Jack is sadistic!
by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021
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Jack

Jack is an ignorant loving person that plays Roblox.com. Leader of Royal Blood who thinks he knows his stuff but he really doesn't. He has online dated the following people: Tay the whore, kassidy the liar and he got catfished by lauren. Unfortunate. He sword fights for fun and does trials at 9 every day to make sure the rightful people are punished.
Didn't RB lose 25-8 in war to SF led by Jack?
by Obronzed May 29, 2019
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Jolly Jacking January

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times
Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods
by ShimPee December 3, 2019
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Smashed Jack

Dave's wife took a hammer to his penis and now he has a smashed jack.
by SkinTicket69 March 20, 2025
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Work Jack

The act of cranking your hog while at work.
Did you hear about Mick? He got fired after pulling a lunchtime work jack.
by Turbo Hog Cranker August 18, 2024
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Apple Jack

I will just take this apple to do an apple jack.
by RackyRacer June 14, 2018
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