A female usually in her 40's that suddenly decides she loves new dick and will spread them like warm butter to get it.
Where's Bob's wife been lately? Hell man she's getting her Midlife Hoe on. She ain't tried putting that shit on you yet?
by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022
Get the Midlife Hoe mug.When people only notice you when you have become successful and would do anything for you. These people are not loyal to you because they only want fame and fortune from you but will disappear when you are broke and low.
by Enoch December 30, 2018
Get the Hoe Trapping mug.When women reach their early to mid thirties and have 3 children with 2 different baby daddies from being run through like a hallway during a fire alarm, realize their sexual marketplace value is at less than zero, and decide to start going to church to find a "good guy" to take care of her and her kids. They done had their fun, but they want a man to provide for them financially. These women start attending church and Bible study under the guide of being "born again" but really it's for the purpose of getting free housing and food. They also might have Tyrone coming over to help with her migraines while their churchy man is at work.
With 2 kids and another on the way from another one night stand, Cassie dicided to join The Great Hoe Reformation, going to a non denominational church to find a financial stable man that's okay with a prefab family.
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Get the Land hoe mug.usually a word that other girls call each other in a n act of exaggeration when they see another girl touch their crush. it originally is a word similar to slut, but now you can be a hoe if you just arm wrestle a guy.
by anonymousdefiniton March 11, 2018
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