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cum doggy

a person who gets on all fours while begging for semen
“hey look at those two”
“yeah the one on the right is definitely the left’s cum doggy”
by dookiemcshitter April 27, 2024
mugGet the cum doggymug.

cum

where’s george? oh he’s cumming in his girls mouth
by neymar daddy December 31, 2022
mugGet the cummug.

Cum Combover

The results of getting cum on your stomach and trying to wipe it off with a tissue, resulting in it getting matted down into an unsightly combover.
My partner was over last night and after we had relations, I had the lost unsightly cum combover and had to take a shower. My stomach looked like the top of my uncle Larry's head.
by mrvincent May 18, 2021
mugGet the Cum Combovermug.

Cum Catcher

When someone is using a medical face mask below the nose.
I'm not going to that cashier, he has a cum catcher on.
by Syms321 November 13, 2020
mugGet the Cum Catchermug.

Somalian Cum Kettle

Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms
I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!
by Theshattalker April 13, 2017
mugGet the Somalian Cum Kettlemug.

cum jar

a jar filled to the brim with cum, doesn't matter who's cum, and then you store it in the basement.

one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.
"hey broski, can you cum in this jar? i'm making a cum jar!"
by cyberfxngz January 1, 2024
mugGet the cum jarmug.

cum miser

AKA Mr. White Jizzum, Mr. Spunk, Mr. Meat Twister, Mr. Buckets of Cum.
Friends call me Cum Miser. Whatever I touch, turns to cum in my clutch. I'm gonna bust.
by farco_ April 27, 2024
mugGet the cum misermug.

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