Brown bag special

the act of shitting in a bag and ringing someones door and slapping them in the face with it profusely and then when the shits everywhere kick them in the stomach and haul ass

LOL look at that loser who just got a brown bag special or we're gunna go to *name*'s house and give them a brown bag special

by sean May 18, 2003

the big honey bag

The big honey bag is a ball sack smothered in honey and inserted into the vagina

My penis was too sore from over use to achieve conventional penetrative sex with my girlfriend. So I gave her the big honey bag instead.

by Foxyfoo October 11, 2016

Big bag of dogs

A big bag of dogs (what did you expect)

Oh no he has a big bag of dogs that he stole

by Coolhusky March 27, 2021

Mc-T-bag

When a man doesn't wash their ballsack for a long time and gets grease on their ballsack, then continues to drag their ballsack acrose another persons face leaving a grease mark on their face.

"Whats with Franks face." "some guy gave him a Mc-T-bag"

"Dude the douchebag is passed out. Give him a Mc-T-bag."

by ultra_queer December 30, 2011

Portuguese Baloney Bag

When your having sex with a girl from behind and you stick your erect penis in her butthole and shove your balls in her vagina.

"You fit both nuts in there"

"Yeah Ralph, I gave her the 'ol Portuguese baloney bag"

by Carmine jca January 4, 2017

chief keef bag

the ultimate item that is only owned by the gods and the ones blessed by them. also it poggers.

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A CHIEF KEEF BAG!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

by chief keef09834 April 19, 2022

Sleeping Bag-Job

Opposite of a Bag Job. Implying that the person in question has an attractive face, but with a very unattractive body, and so in order the sleep with the girl, a sleeping bag must be used to cover up the body and complete intercourse.

I'd fuck Erin, but she'd have to be a sleeping bag-job.

by ErinBagJob May 24, 2021