The Baby-Jesus Effect

When your mates are losing so hard in trivia you do a shoey with sardines and beer to get back up to scratch

Cheers youngy

Boys were getting fucked up so I had to pull out The Baby-Jesus Effect

by The Cousins March 8, 2017

bitter baby father

A Nigga that only come around when his baby mother is happy with another nigga!! The end 🤷🏼 ♀️🤷🏼 ♀️

Soon as I was happy with Floyd , Leroy came back around saying he want his family back . Then Cheated on me again, he's a bitter baby father !😭😂😂

by James Jan Tory March 14, 2017

bath time baby

the person who drops acid, and goes on a splash splash time adventure.

Man did you see Chris? He is totally a bath time baby right now.

by Katedog May 15, 2016

why is the baby on fire

A question most people ask when their baby has been set aflame.

Husband: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
Wife: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!

by HumannofHyrule January 16, 2018

petty baby daddy

A dude who impregnated you who sits around bashing you all day for his faults. Fails to show or say what he has done to make you this way. Still holds onto grudges and finds the most ignorant amature ways to upset you. Every chance he gets he try to belittle you and slander your name. Hold onto feelings that need to be released.

Girl my petty baby daddy over here lying about what really happened trying to make himself look good.

by HonestyOnly February 14, 2018

police baby mustache

When a police officer pulls over a woman/man and eats their ass out in exchange for a warning. During, the "victim" poops and squirts a "police baby mustache" on the officer.

"Sargent, you were clean shaven this morning, is that a police baby mustache?"

by Nene78 December 25, 2016

Sour Hop Baby

A baby who's mother exclusively drank craft beers while still in the womb.

Tyler is a Sour Hop Baby, his mom was crushing Belgian-Style Tripels in her third trimester.

by uniquefloria July 20, 2021