Squib's Party

A party in 2008 where everything happened, you had to be there to see it.

Bert: "What the hell is a Tortledonkey?"
Curt: "You were NOT at Squib's Party in 08."

by 555_Jaydan July 22, 2023

Lybian pool party

Armed militiamen celebrating the occupation of an embassy by jumping into the pool there from the roof.
Or any foreign policy fiasco like that, really.

We better be careful how we leave Afghanistan, or it could turn into a total Lybian pool party over there!

by Eternal Wisdom July 14, 2018

Scab party

Scab Party is when you and your friends run out of Meth and heroin, so you pick the scabs off each other and then smoke them in a pipe/

That scab party was sick, I think I got a hit of hair in the last scab I smoked.

by Scab Party June 6, 2021

peeper party

A peeper party is a party where everyone that is attending the party agrees to either be a peeper or a Peepee. Only the Peepees may enter the house, however, they must remove all of their clothes before doing so. The Peepeers must remain outside of the house, although peeping into the windows and wanking is strongly encouraged.

Goddamn neighbor. That woman stands naked in her window watching me have a wank and I'm the criminal!? They better not break up my next peeper party.

by seerokool April 3, 2015

Memphis Pool Party

When everybody jumps in the pool (preferably fully clothed) one after the other in a line

“Yo let’s get a Memphis Pool Party going at the neighboring beach club.”
“Yeah hahaha they’re gonna be so pissed.”

by Capybullshit June 12, 2022

Ant Party

1. Where ants drink booze and dance and eat cockroach pudding.
2. When ants team up and bite you as hard as they can.

1. Ant #1 : Coming to the ant party?

Ant #2: Sure.

2. Man: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHH! Ant Party on my leg! Ant Party!

by Horse Power January 2, 2017

Scottish tea party

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.

by Dr. G. March 25, 2019