autistic monkey

the official species of the legend named aman

you’re a whole autistic monkey

by yeaididthat December 7, 2019

Console Monkey

When console players attempt to use a computer or anything that’s above 60 FPS.

Console monkey: hey can I get some help
Regular person: yeah what do you need
Console monkey: how do I pig in the keyboard

by Silent humor December 13, 2019

Clunge Monkey

Someone who gets out of control whenever he sees a naked woman
Basically Quagmire

I knew John was a Flange badger but not a Clunge Monkey too

by Oure December 17, 2019

Drunky Monkey

A mix of bananas, chocolate, and vodka. It doesn’t make you a monkey. Its makes you a drunky piece of shit.

Person 1: Hey, you want a Drunky Monkey?
Person 2: Sure, I am sad and love bananas.

by RCO123 December 24, 2019

Sign-off monkey

A person who has a steady, reasonably-paid job that involves upholding standards who is happy to add their signature to any wrong or unethical thing that their employer asks them to sign off. Some examples might be a careless employees working as an Environmental Officer in a local government authority, a Social Worker in an under-staffed Department of Community Services or a Safety Officer at a mine site.

The last person in this position was just a sign-off monkey so for the first couple of months I was mostly sorting out problems.

by JiyaRe December 29, 2019

Cheese Monkey

A cheese dog or rat who is in fact black. Shares all the same qualities as a cheese rat. Cheese monkeys can be your friends or enemies.

Maddox: Sup Jimbo you cheese dog
Jimbo: No i’m a cheese monkey

by Strikle April 26, 2019

Monkeying

Beating your kangaroo with a baseball bat

Quit monkeying around you crazy coon!

by BiGkAnGaRoO02 April 26, 2019