ur mom

The Uno Reverse Card of comebacks. The ultimate power move of the decade. Can be used in stressful situations to throw your opponent off kilter. But be mindful of your elders. They might find it degrading.

“Hey, do you have anything planned for tonight”
“Ya, ur mom”

“What is the meaning of life?”
“Ur mom”

“How do I respond to ‘ur mom’”
“Ur mom part 2”

by Gandalfrado September 11, 2020

homeless wanabe mom

A homeless woman who begs to every man she sees for unprotected sex because she want's to be a mom, even though she is homeless

Person 1: I am going to take another route to walk to work from now on. May take 5 minutes more.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.

Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.

by MST3K I like December 25, 2020

mom

someone who will beat your ass if you scream fortnight kid 42 times at 3 am in the morning and you will find yourself in a strange place when you wake up called an orphanage.

FORTNIGHT KID

FORTNIGHT KID

FORTNIGHT-
a strange figure appears called your mom
"sound of getting beatin by mom"

by fortnightkid10044 November 28, 2021

ur mom

ur mother

haha ur mom

by bigpoopyshartspenisurmom November 20, 2021

Brad’s Mom

A slut or when shit just is the way it is.

The ruling on the field has been changed but the penalty stands; Brad’s Mom gives that sloppy toppy.

by KingBIV January 11, 2025

Your mom

The biggest thing in the universe

Scientists have not yet fully understood the true size of your mom.

by Ihaveaname123 September 29, 2023

Ur mom

Used when talking of purple elephants pickle jars

BILLY: hey did you here that new-
CARL: Ur mom
BILLY: What? bruh I'm serious, did you hear-
CARL: Ur mom

by 2potatoes January 31, 2022