Cheese Dick

A cheese dick is a super gross uncircumcised penis that hasn’t been washed in a long ass time. It gets crusty and gross under the foreskin.

Girlfriend: you better not have cheese dick

Guy: don’t worry, I washed it today

by Benis36 March 10, 2019

cheese factor

1) The progression of day time soaps.
2) Corny actions of seemingly normal human beings

While Bert was watching The Young and The Restless the cheese factor went through the roof.

by Groove May 8, 2004

Cheese flow

When that cheese be flowing.

Yo dude, she wanted that Cheese flow

Or

Bro, that party was cheese flow last night

by atomicskifisher June 26, 2017

Smack and cheese

When you smack a girl while demanding she smiles the entire time and take pictures of her while you bust your load on her face.

Dude, I gave her the smack and cheese last night.

by ReaperBran July 2, 2024

Fried My Cheese

When someone or something really pisses you off.

Hey, I can't believe Sheila took credit for my idea. That really fried my cheese!

by suckit77 July 16, 2009

Grating the cheese

The act of scratching your dandruff-infested scalp, making a ton of dandruff flakes fall out

Person 1: Man, that guy's really grating the cheese
Person 2: Yeah, pretty disgusting

by That_One_Fellow June 25, 2024

Pasta Packets of Cheese

A new name invented by a dumb person that actually just means ravioli.

"Dude, I LOVE Pasta Packets of Cheese!"

by ilikesk1ttless January 25, 2025