Slaphead sex pest

1. When you shave someone’s head to skullfuck them shortly after.

2. A bald horny man.

Rose “ You’re not romantic anymore!”

Aidan “I’ll shave your head and skullfuck you!”

“Don’t forget I’m a slaphead sex pest.”

by Gill destroyer April 6, 2025

slapping faces

Incredibly good, delicious, fantastic, etc. It’s so good it almost feels unreal, like you have the feeling of having your face being slapped. Alternatively, it is so good you kind of want to slap someone because it makes you so energetic and excited.

h: wat ya sayin about that falafel wrap, mate?
t: ya, truly slapping faces!!! massively.
h: I knew this place would hit.

a: What did you think of the film?
b: It wasn't really slapping faces, was it?
a: Yeah, pretty sub-par if you ask me

by teawhoyeahbunny January 29, 2026

slappy jack

where you take your hand then you slap it against your penis then slap it back again then do that over and over

I caught my son slappy jacking in the bathroom.

by This is the name your February 15, 2026

ŠLAPKA

usually used in friendly fires, meaning whore
sometimes also used to describe a literall prostitute

"TY ŠLAPKO"
"JDI ŠLAPAT NA ULICI, ŠLAPKO"
"TVOJE BABA BYLA ŠLAPKA, TVOJE MAMA BYLA ŠLAPKA, I TVUJ TATA ŠLAPAL NA ULICI..."

by Anzhi March 5, 2026

Slapple'da'ole

When you go on a date and get so messed up you wake up at their parents place and your butt is sore. It's cause bro slapple'da'ole.

Her: I woke up next to an embarrassment with my butt hurting. Don't tell anyone.
The friend: don't tell me he slapple'da'ole.

by Skippy_smash March 7, 2026

Šlape

Also called 'slides'. Plastic footwear with one band over the foot. Usually worn during the summer or inside the house. Can be worn with or without socks. The etymology of the word stems from the balkans, maybe Croatia, but is also used in Slovenia and other balkan countries. They might be seen as a status symbol for some, depending on the brand and design, or just a convenient shoe for getting your mail or taking out the trash.

Look at those boys all wearing the same šlape in front of the Mcdonalds driveway.

by čepek August 16, 2025

Slapein

The act of Slapping and raping occurring consecutively.

I was out Slapein

by SneakyBandit September 20, 2025