Shit Creek

A fictitious place you arrive at after some very bad luck, from which you can only return from with the use of a paddle

It was only after I lost all my rent money betting on a horse that I was up shit creek without a paddle

by Rob.i.n September 7, 2016

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Shit Stain

Someone who aggrevates others, and causes trouble just to make them mad; mischevious; trouble making.

Shit Stain runs up to a girl and grabs her boob.
Girl: SHIT STAIN!

by XxSh1tStA1nxX September 30, 2012

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The solipsistic shit (or solipshit) is the shit you know you've taken, but when you check the bowl, there's nothing in there. This actually has a logical explanation. 9 times out of 10 when this occurs, the shit you took was so powerful and so heavy, that you basically dropped an anchor in the bitch, and the shit sunk to the bottom of the toilet half way down the drain and you just didn't see it.

Person 1: Man, I just this massive shit and I know I did, but there was nothing in the toilet when I looked.
Person 2: Looks like you've experienced the solipsistic shit.

by DickMan69 September 11, 2013

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Shit Boogers

Shit Boogers are found the morning after a night of having your nose in a girls butthole. When you sneeze or pick your nose in the morning and find a little piece of poo....this is a shit booger. CONGRATS! You just got your first case of shit boogers!

I woke up this morning and remembered that I 69'd with my girlfriend last night. While engaged in the act, I stuck my nose up her butthole for some odd reason. Then I sneezed out some Shit Boogers!

by ToeRiffic! March 27, 2012

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Biel Shit

A movie or show supported by a bad acting, pretty girl as in Jessica Biel

I just finished watching the movie Next and it was total Biel Shit

Chuck and Larry is def Biel Shit

If you know your movie is crappy throw in some Biel Shit

by WeezyGirl March 13, 2011

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