Dick cheese

a white substance found on a mans dick that has a 100% chance of a women saying "im not fucking that"

her: im not fucking that
him: why
her: because u havent cleaned off the dick cheese from last time

by bob stevereno June 11, 2018

The Cheese

The Cheese is a slang word for police. This is found in New Zealand, particularly in the Auckland area.

Slow down, The Cheese are on our tails.

by Auntie Henderson February 25, 2023

Bacon egg n cheese

Say Bacon egg n cheese really fast. Congrats you sound weird

BACON EGG N CHEESE, BACON EGG N CHEESE

by BACON-EGG-N-CHEESE February 25, 2023

gone off cheese

When cheese is in the fridge too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off cheese smells like farts.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

gone off goat cheese

When you leave goat cheese out for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off goat cheese smells like salmonella.

by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023

Plastic Cheese

Slapping

Person 1: I just got u with plastic cheese
Person 2: OWEEEEE!!!! (due to slap on face by person 1)

by UrLocalSeagull March 4, 2023

Plastic Cheesing

slapping someone (especially round the face)

Plastic cheesing is prohibited in this venue

by UrLocalSeagull March 7, 2023