Somebody like Craig or Smokey who sits on their porch all day when they should be out looking for a job. But instead, asking neighbors for food, smoking weed, and just enjoying the niggatry of the ghetto.
Ima get cha high today. Cause its friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do.
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"That guy who calls a meeting to avoid doing actual work. He never shuts up, challenges every opinion and opens just about EVERYTHING up for debate. He thinks he's helping but he's really just mindlessly shrieking into the jungle"
"That guy who calls a meeting to avoid doing actual work. He never shuts up, challenges every opinion and opens just about EVERYTHING up for debate. He thinks he's helping but he's really just mindlessly shrieking into the jungle"
Person 1: Shit we have a meeting today at five with that ass hole Jim
Person 2: Oh you mean that Howler Monkey?
Person 1: Yup
Person 2: FACK
Person 2: Oh you mean that Howler Monkey?
Person 1: Yup
Person 2: FACK
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Get the monkey mug.It means a really hot guy that's is amazing on bed but makes you watch jarassic park as a porno and gets u to dress up as a monkey and he will ride you " the bike".
Edward: hey bella will you be my jarassic park monkey bike.
Bella:ahgg no way you can't ride me bitch get on the floor!
Edward: fine them il just bite you
bella is dead
Bella:ahgg no way you can't ride me bitch get on the floor!
Edward: fine them il just bite you
bella is dead
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