No Matter What

Don't worry what others say or think of act as be only the best version of you

No Matter What I am

by Scary Horror October 9, 2025

What the crust

A slang expression originating from crusty and is similar to "WTF," but instead of expressing anger or offense, it conveys a sense of being weirded out, confused, or surprised. Used when something is bizarre, unexpected, surprising or just plain odd.

Example 1:

Alan: Yesterday I saw a man walking around in just panties
Mats: Yo, what the crust man.

Example 2:

Jason: Have you heard the news?
Luke: No, what now?
Jason: Apparently some guy was sent to jail for shaving his pubic hair in public.

Luke: What the crust!

Sentence:

What the crust is what the man wanted to say when he saw his offensive clothing.

by Carl Matsmark February 10, 2025

What the scrap

as in "What the fuck", but infinitely funnier

"4 shot dead in central park?? What the scrap!"

by NessaNessa_ May 17, 2025

What would Dolly do?

I'm assuming it's a secular alternative to WWJD, substituting Dolly Parton for Jesus. Elementally it means, respond to adversity by demonstrating that you're not being dragged into negativity and moving on instead. Perhaps my puffing up your chest or holding your head high. Or just because you feel like doing those things, regardless of any adversity.
Inevitably highjacked by faux feminist and pop feminists with self-congratulatory memes about achievements that aren't gender specific.

Person one: "My partner done gone and left me for another woman. what would Dolly do?"
Person two: "Correct your grammar and self-reflect, don't be judgemental or infer that everyone of a certain gender act the same way" *sprays hair heavily and moves on*

by MattJKing71 March 27, 2024

What a smolka

Term used in any sad situation. This term is an evolved version of "To je smolka " , but as it is no longer funny, "What a smolka" is used instead. It was first created on 24th May 2019 by Piatkove Stretka gang.

-Dude, I broke my ass.

-What a smolka.

by Matto16 May 25, 2019

what would you do in this situation?

A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.

Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"

"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"

by Дecca September 9, 2023

what the jan

You say what the jan when a bigger friend does something typically fat!

Jan likes his chicken medium rare, what the jan!

by bigKarel October 30, 2025