ultra shit

The moment while in school and you get a pain in your anus causing you to ask to go to the bathroom. When you stand your ass contracts causing you to make a rock solid projectile to launch out of your ass following a tsunami of loose shit killing everyone behind you.

Steve:"Dang dude I just took an ultra shit in class today, killing my teacher!"
Josh:"Whats an ultra shit?"

by Theanaldistructor232 December 9, 2016

Shit cunt

A person of female gender whom tends to wipe the wrong way after depositing a large shit. There for causing a cunt full of shit... shit cunt.

Mate your misses got such a shit cunt.
She needs to learn to wipe the right way.

by Cragit July 7, 2019

Cracked the shits

Usually a clearly definable moment, when coping mechanisms devolve into chaos, fire and emotion, and your inner id is unleashed on the perpetrator.

Commonly used in Australia, especially around idiots.

Dog walker to house guest: I'm sorry, I didn't realise the the afternoon walk was cancelled? Funny, because I came all this way? No biggie. Have a great day and I’m around if you need me.

Dog walker to Dog owner. If you ever cancel the walk at the last minute again I am dropping you as a client. Do you know how many dogs I need to walk each day? How many you have now inconvenienced? Do you think I need to put up with this? You need to take a long hard look at yourself.

House Guest to Dog owner: That dog walker seemed nice. He didn't seem to mind about the last minute cancellation.

Dog owner to house guest: Yeah, nah, he cracked the shits.

by TheRealPegasus April 24, 2019

Big Shit

A person who is a big shit

This maybe either because they are your best friend and you like to annoy them
Or because they are just an annoying asshole.
It is most likely that the person calls you little shit

Kaira's a big shit

by thelilshit May 9, 2019

Fucked shit

Something that is beyond the normal levels of fuckery and has evolved into fucked shit.

Person1: hey I'm a good person but I'd dropkick a pregnant girl in the stomach for $4

Person2: My guy... That's some fucked shit

by LordHeadasa August 26, 2019

shat that shit

When speaking about the delivery of a child. Instead of delivered, use shat that shit.

She shat that shit out at the hospital. It was a boy and baby daddy was happy!

by Boobypirwte702 September 3, 2019

Full of shit

Someone who didn't go through enough physical punishment as a kid to really know how to make anybody's life a living hell or tormented life.

Lindsay was full of shit and waited for somebody else's thoughts and ideas, so that she could either use them on someone else, or turn them into money via mainstream media, or both.

by Solid Mantis October 2, 2019