Flying Nut Monkey

Verb: The act of swinging on a sex swing wearing a gorilla suit.

Mary Ann was totally into the flying nut monkey last night.

by Filthy gym sock July 16, 2017

beluga whale nuts

crazy mofo, you doesnt have big nuts

why you gotta be beluga whale nuts in this conversation

by JENCYISAMOFO March 15, 2017

deez nuts

The things that are dangaling from your chin
The things laying on your forehead when you sleep at night

goteem goteem goteem

tommy: Bro my chin itches soo bad

bob: its because deez nuts are attached to it

by im awesomesauce March 23, 2017

Mud on the nuts

Evidence of poor preparation before anal sex.

"Jeez Eric sure had a lot of Mud on the nuts after his Craigslist ad!"

by Hanging69 July 9, 2016

dick tug nuts

when someone tugs on your dick and nuts at the same time

she is so hot she gave me a dick tug nuts

by tityass June 20, 2016

thees nut

A different way of saying deez nutz. This one is actually funny.

Thees nut.

by naughtytexting June 5, 2016

nut shit

A shit that incorporates either nuts or corn (most of the time nuts) and sometimes sticks on to the asshole of its victims and causes major uncomfort in the ass-area.

Damn, a nut shit, (*sighs) this is so irrelevant to my day.

by Aqua June 2, 2016