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Malibu High School

General: Malibu High School ( mascot: Sharks ) is located in Malibu, California, near Zuma Beach ( where students are often seen recording data for science classes ). The school houses grades 6-12, and is run by Principal Mark Kelly. The school is a safe one, the worst thing happening being the occasional theft and a little more frequent tagging done by vally kids ( vals ), who hate us.

Academics: The school was ranked 240th in Newsweek Magazine’s Top 1200 Schools In America study. Students who graduate from Malibu High have a good chance of getting into many good colleges, including those part of the Ivy League.

Students: The students at Malibu High look like the stepped out of Teen Vogue. Majority of the girls wear some of the trendiest clothes in fashion, though each seem to add their own unique style into these outfits. The boys sport the rocker or surfer style. Lets just say that you shouldn’t shop at places like K Mart, Walmart, Target, or Kohls for clothes if you plan to attend this school.

Other than fashion, the students at Malibu High are very artsy. Many enjoy making films, playing instruments, and photography. They also tend to not go our with each other, there are very few couples in the grades, especially the freshman class this year.

Many of the kids are wealthy, or upper middle class, and have semi-famous or famous parents. Though they don't flaunt these things.

Most the kids are nice beings, and very welcoming.

Food: The food is terrible usually, but the cookies and cinnamon rolls are good. Most kids in Malibu are health conscious ( not carb conscious, health ), and don’t enjoy the grease. Occasionally the ASB will hire Starbucks, Point Pizza, Coffee Bean, or In N Out Burger to come cater.

Newspapers: The high school has an award winning newspaper called The Current. It is very well put together. The middle school has a pretty good paper called The Surfwriter.

Sports: Well for starter, the cheerleaders are not the most popular and sought after girls at the school, though they are a nice bunch. The football players aren’t the hottest dudes. The surfing team is good, and so is the water polo team.

Weather: Is good. Never seems to get to hot, nor to cold. Its perfect.

Fun Facts:

-Scenes from the movie Smile (2005) were shot at MHS. In fact, the film revolves around the international organization, Operation Smile, which the school sponsors, and portrays several real-life MHS figures, such as former principal Mike Matthews (played by Sean Astin).
-Scenes from the Disney Channel Original Movie Brink! (1998) were also shot at MHS.
-A 1979 film was entitled Malibu High. 3

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Unionville high school

white.... thats all i have to say
about 98% of uville is white
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Pine Crest School

A college prep school located in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, often see as "that rich kid school" and/or "that really hard school". With a 78 acre Fort Lauderdale campus and a 20 acre Boca Raton Campus, PC includes many different facilities. Pine Crest wastes no time when it comes to molding the brains of students and piling on extracurriculars. Many students go on to attend acclaimed Colleges and Universitys as well as Ivy League schools. Students can be seen indulging in 'student store' cookies to relieve stress while getting smothered by exam week 3 times a year, and multiple tests daily. In the long run, as much as students actually 'live' at Pine Crest, the journey is well worth the fight.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about the kid who went alone to Iraq?
Person 2: Yeah didn't he go to Pine Crest School in Florida?
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sharpstown high school

The place where anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
sharpstown high school': kids get stabbed randomly at sharpstown. teachers who teach during their first year at sharpstown high have a greater chance of quiting than smokers dying of lung cancer and teen suicide rates combined. the only thing that has yet to happen at sharpstown is ww3 and an atomic bomb going off.
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brazoswood high school

A school where everyone thinks they are better than everyone else. Even the geeks are loaded. They have tea machines and drug busts daily. The local paper glorifies the athletes even though they are the biggest dope heads. The girls think their shit don't stink but have the stankiest pussies.
Boy 1: Where did you get this weed?
Boy 2: Man some slut bought it from the quarterback at Brazoswood High School.
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Mosman High School

A wild school in a rich suburb in sydney where the norm is hearing about drugs and which year 7 has their weekly new boyfriend. Full of many eshays and the bathrooms constantly smell like smoke. The canteen food is shit just like the personality of many of the kids. There is a lot of actually good people but they’re most likely on some sort of drug. About half the kids have dyed hair and champion hoodies cuz they think they’re cool. Basically a shit house but all round an alright school.
Oi did you hear Kyle goes to Mosman High School?

Lemme guess he’s an artist or an eshay

probs
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Penndale Middle School

just you're average hell-hole. penndale middle school is made up mostly of the conceited whores, the girls with big boobs who threaten to beat others up, the white gangsters, the hollister losers, the pretentious wannabes, and then there's that small group of people who you cant help but NOT hate, because they're so fabulously perfect in almost every way. the teachers are all old as fuck and are all going through menopause; even the guys.
penndale middle school is so cool! oops, i lied.
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