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Vice Ass Hoe

(Noun) sometimes shortened to VAH.

1.A woman who presents a genuine interest in kicking it, partying and/or DTF, but really has an ulterior motive of writing an article, Twitter or general call out in order to gain social clout.

Can also go “incognito mode”, in which the VAH anonymously writes article/Twitter to destroy someone’s reputation and avoid accountability for their own actions.

2.A Devious Thirst Trap. Trying to get that exclusive.

3.A Specific kinda of lady looking to further her “brand” on the internet, i.e; Vice, Buzzfeed, Instagram.
What’s up with that chick Karen?”

“Avoid that ‘Vice Ass Hoe’. She’s fucked over all the homies.”

Or,
(Vice Ass Hoe walks into room)
“VAH, It’s A TRAP!!”
by ItIsThat1 December 30, 2020
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Hoe by Proxy

When you're not a hoe yourself, i.e you do not sell sex or sexual images of yourself, but someone else acquires your photos and sells them on your behalf.
Man, someone got a hold of those nudes I posted a while back and made an onlyfans with them! Guess that makes me a hoe by proxy.
by Jvk1166z February 6, 2024
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Chap Hoe

A chap Hoe. Is a woman who is consistently associated with that which is below any set standard. A lame or dirty bitch.
I couldn’t fuck wit Lindsey. She was a chap hoe.

John: You ever go on that date with Susan?

Me: Who? That chap hoe? Hell NAww!
by OGTRIPPLEGRAND November 24, 2018
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Stone Hoe

that one bitch that believes her shiny stones give her special powers....
Stone hoe: ''Hello Sisters, did you charge your stones today?''

Someone that isn't slow: ''Hell nah you a stone hoe''
by Matt3K July 27, 2021
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Champagne Hoe

When your boyfriend is covered in champagne and you still want to do him.
When you inconspicuously have a man crawl into bed with you and a box of chocolates while your girlfriend is holding a camera and a red solo cup of champagne.

Phil King aka DJ Ducketts is the original "Champagne Hoe"
by champagnehoe June 15, 2013
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Jo Hoe

To be a super fan of Nick Jonas, Kevin Jonas, and Joe Jonas, or collectively known as The Jonas Brothers.

Not to be confused with Joe Hoe
"Once a Jo Hoe, Always a Jo Hoe"

"Bailey has been an OG Jo Hoe since Day One"
by kaufmasd March 4, 2019
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Chop Hoe

a gardening tool used for weeding and cultivating soil with a downward chopping motion (Dutch)

a busted looking, washed up person (American)
by Khiaasylum June 19, 2025
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