Dick Whistling

Dick whistling is a term quite used in eastren/south-eastren Europe. It actually comes from "Dick whistler" which represents a guy who is usually saying random bullshit that in most situations makes no sense or he is saying something unbeliveable just to prank or make people laugh. Some of them are hc to the bone. They talk bullshit all the time its a part of their lives, like politicians.
You can say that they are dick whistling or whistling to a dick.

A: Omg i saw Ben Shapiro throwing shit at Britney Spears on the middle of the street!
B: The fuck you sayin' bro?
A: idk man, just dick whistling

by alt.g0d May 3, 2019

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dick tourniquet

When you have an unwanted erection so you put it in your waistband and tighten your belt.

Damn I got a hard on at my mother in laws so I had to fashion a dick tourniquet.

by The real McChicken May 7, 2019

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Dick Widow

Alter ego of Black Widow in an alternative Marvel universe (possible a universe where all superheroes are porn stars)

Dick Widow and that guy who’s shoots arrows were summoned by the head of Shield, Dick Fury, to protect the earth against a man with a huge metal glove!

by Dick Widow 3000 May 13, 2019

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Dick riding

It’s Someone who so up in your business and they don’t left you THE fuck alone so you say STOP DICK riding ME!!!

Explain: stop dick riding me !!!!!!

by Pinto118 May 26, 2019

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Dick and Bail

A one-night stand. To fuck 'em and leave 'em.

Friend 1: "ay brah, how'd that date go?"
Friend 2: "cheya, gave 'em the ol' dick and bail!"

by Shitnibbler May 27, 2019

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Dick bagging

A fighting move that consists of removing the male genitalia using only the zipper on his pant. Once removed the dick will still be in the underwear of the opponent and because of the zipper it is now in its own little bag closed off from the rest of the body. There is also partial dick bagging which is the same but not all of the target was removed more like only the sack or head.

You wanna go bro?!
Don't even try I’ve been taught in the art of dick bagging
Oh shit! I’ve done fuckled myself now. Holy shit my penis!

by Ahent June 2, 2019

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