A local Pittsburgh favorite, born on many a late nights within the taverns of Squirrel Hill in the East End of Pittsburgh and enjoyed by the local elite, servants of the public trust, and anyone in between. Equally appropriate as a post-dinner digestif or on later stops of an all-night bar crawl, the base of this unique cocktail is a low-end to mediocre gin, such as Gordon’s or Seagram’s, poured into a highball glass over ice. Then balance out to just shy of the rim with Sprite to enliven the gin and tingle the taste buds. Finally, top off with a splash of cranberry, slightly tainting the hue of the beverage and adding a subtle layer of complexity for silky smooth drinkability
Bartender: “Can I get you a drink?”
Patron: “Sure, I’ll take a Dirty Singer.”
Bartender: “What the fuck is that?”
Patron: “Gin and Sprite with a splash of cranberry.”
Bartender: “Why the hell didn’t you just say so to begin with? That’ll be $9.25.”
Patron: “Sure, I’ll take a Dirty Singer.”
Bartender: “What the fuck is that?”
Patron: “Gin and Sprite with a splash of cranberry.”
Bartender: “Why the hell didn’t you just say so to begin with? That’ll be $9.25.”
by TheShadowMan December 25, 2017
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Get the Dirty legging mug.Based on the sitcom "Seinfeld" after Newman, who is Jerrys friend rivalry. It is when you put your fecal matter into a mailbox as joke, making it a dirty Newman
"man, I need to get Troy back for what he did to me last week"
"Oh dude you should just slip him a dirty Newman"
"Oh dude you should just slip him a dirty Newman"
by Staycreative. April 17, 2017
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Guy: I ejaculated in her mouth because all girls like that.
Guy2: ok...
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Guy: But she said "Im squirtle!" And spit it back at me!
Guy2: So she gave you a dirty squirtle!?
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Josh: "I don't know how I'm ever going to make rent this month..."
Jeff: "Just give a few men the Dirty Satō and your all set bud!"
Jeff: "Just give a few men the Dirty Satō and your all set bud!"
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