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deployment baby daddy

A male best friend who stands in for some daddy roles while the birth father is deployed. Must be agreed upon by both birth mother and birth father
Mat, Kyle said you are the deployment baby daddy while he is overseas. Time to help with the diapers, feedings, cuddling, and going places with me.
by Daddy_Mattie January 10, 2018
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drowning in the baby pool

To spend time wallowing in misery over trivial, materialistic, and superficial matters. The baby pool is never deep.
Casandra: What's wrong with Belinda? I texted her and she sent back all tearful emoji's.
Carrie: She saw that Brenda posted about her new finery shoes and that Brenda got more likes than she did when she posted about her new sandals.
Cassandra: So she's drowning in the baby pool again? I should have known. Just for that I'm liking Brenda's shoes!!!
by von groovy June 20, 2017
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social security baby

someone who grew up living only on social security income; checks. Someone coming from a struggle. Majority of the family income comes from the government.
That boy had it tough, he was a social security baby.
by paperchasinasian November 1, 2017
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The Baby-Jesus Effect

When your mates are losing so hard in trivia you do a shoey with sardines and beer to get back up to scratch

Cheers youngy
Boys were getting fucked up so I had to pull out The Baby-Jesus Effect
by The Cousins March 8, 2017
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bitter baby father

A Nigga that only come around when his baby mother is happy with another nigga!! The end 🤷🏼 ♀️🤷🏼 ♀️
Soon as I was happy with Floyd , Leroy came back around saying he want his family back . Then Cheated on me again, he's a bitter baby father !😭😂😂
by James Jan Tory March 14, 2017
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bath time baby

the person who drops acid, and goes on a splash splash time adventure.
Man did you see Chris? He is totally a bath time baby right now.
by Katedog May 15, 2016
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why is the baby on fire

A question most people ask when their baby has been set aflame.
Husband: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
Wife: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!
by HumannofHyrule January 16, 2018
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