When you take your wife to a restaurant with a large group and you end up sitting apart from each other. Then the waiter shows up, completely over booked and takes your wife’s order but she completely doesn’t give two craps about you or your order. She doesn’t even ask you, like you’re not even there with her. So now you’re waiting till the restaurant closes before you even get your food.
What the hell, how did she get her food already? “Babe, did you order for me? What do you mean no?” Man, my wife is such a BLUE FALCON!!
by FSDII October 16, 2021
Get the Blue Falcon mug.The left-wing equivalent to Q-Anon.
Their belief system is tightly coupled to what is currently trending on Twitter, typically promoted by verified accounts (hence the name). While Q-Anon is a niche community of insignificant individuals whose ideas are quickly denounce by everyone on all sides of the isle; Blue Anon's ideas always end up in the mainstream and are quickly amplified in coordination with Celebrities, Big Tech, and Multi-Million/Billion dollar media corporations who profit off of controversy.
Their hierarchy is based around a members level of victimhood and also by their ability to virtue signal.
Their belief system is tightly coupled to what is currently trending on Twitter, typically promoted by verified accounts (hence the name). While Q-Anon is a niche community of insignificant individuals whose ideas are quickly denounce by everyone on all sides of the isle; Blue Anon's ideas always end up in the mainstream and are quickly amplified in coordination with Celebrities, Big Tech, and Multi-Million/Billion dollar media corporations who profit off of controversy.
Their hierarchy is based around a members level of victimhood and also by their ability to virtue signal.
Girl: "As a cis-white woman, I do not feel comfortable with the idea of having 100% white children"
Blue Anon Members: *Standing Ovation* *Donates to her Go Fund Me*
Every sane human: "What?!!"
Blue Anon Members: *Standing Ovation* *Donates to her Go Fund Me*
Every sane human: "What?!!"
by Iwillneverjeffreyepstein March 7, 2021
Get the Blue Anon mug.where you just have to suck a dick.
by JCK on1 September 7, 2025
Get the blue jaw mug.The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.
Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.
Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.
Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.
by haileyray June 21, 2021
Get the emotional blue balls mug.When an off-duty, retired, separated, plainclothes, or undercover law enforcement officer gets beaten up by uniformed on-duty law enforcement officers in marked units because they are often mistaken for criminals due to LEOSA privileges.
To prevent Blue-on-Blue brutality many agencies across the nation often require officers to provide visible identification to uniformed on duty officers in marked units during traffic stops or stop and frisk operations to avoid field interrogation cards by uniformed personnel.
by kinghiroichi1 September 25, 2025
Get the Blue-on-Blue Brutality mug.blue is actually t and he is a bully. if you ever come across him run in a separate direction, or else he will hurt you and your family.
by RUEEEE April 30, 2022
Get the blue mug.she is the girl with blue hair who sits in the middle of the class yells at everyone, thinks she is rachet, and screams at you when you look at her for a second. This is known as a Blue Cheeto girl
by Gunna the pimp January 21, 2022
Get the blue cheeto girl mug.