cat helling

Term used to define the colossal scoldings directed at your cat because he ate your chocolate cake or simply because he didn't cook the goldfish he killed yesterday to eat it.

Man, I've done cat helling to my cat for my cake....it was for my girlfriend!

by Myhuoseisadragon February 16, 2023

Lick a cat

Lick a cat just lick or you are most likely toilet

(Bob) lick a cat (Jim) no (bob) you a toilet

by Bathtub toaster strudels January 14, 2022

Cat Bagel

The form cats take when powering up to take over the world, usually noticeable by the h o l e in the middle. However, they sit on their lazy asses and not do it, and sleep.

Awww.... look at that cat in a Cat Bagel...

by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021

Cat

Cat a name like no other a name like the animal that's cute and loving the person is also cute,loving,nice,and just an overall cool person, cat is a smart individual who is good at everything she does, she also love's cat's.

Guy 1: "hey man you know cat"
Guy 2: "of course I know cat she's the coolest person I know"

by Cctenc November 21, 2023

Cat

a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractable claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed.

she'd had cats before, but she never owned a dog

by dark_MoDe November 4, 2022

Cat Who Got the Cream

Extremely happy or satisfied, or in a very happy or satisfied way.

“Did you see how happy Mike was when he asked Sarah out and she said yes?”

“Yep! He looked like a cat who got the cream.”

by Dr.Buttbomb October 21, 2023

Red-Catted

To be pinned against the wall during a hot wheel, preferably in a very public setting while wearing a bright red hat.

Maddy was red-catted at the party last night lolz

by poopsandgigs March 18, 2022