Dead yogurt is a derogative term for a white boy with red anche spotty blochy skin that looks like raspberry and strawberry yogurt.
by TrashPrike December 17, 2018

by mg1580 September 18, 2017

a tiny bit of dog or cat shit under half a container of yogurt covered in jizz so when the victim eats it they eat the nasty surprise
by Wertwert3612 January 29, 2025

The act of copulation between two or more university students for reproductive or pleasurable motives
by david99wow April 30, 2011

"Hey, I just downloaded this game called FartKnit today! Want to play it with me?"
"Man, you're such a perfect yogurt"
"Fuck you"
"Man, you're such a perfect yogurt"
"Fuck you"
by top hat dude July 1, 2021
