Yogurt Head

Someone who is really enthusiastic about yogurt

Paul is always talking about Chobani yogurt, he's a total yogurt head

by gucciromaine July 18, 2024

Curdles dog yogurt

If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.

Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!

by The dog cocker August 26, 2019

Yogurt Parfait

When a man is banging your wife and shoots a load and you cuckold in and clean it up because you like nuts with your yogurt.

Mark is rubbing his belly button until the yogurt parfait order is up.

by Mr. Gazelle March 30, 2024

Salted Yogurt

nut

I heard Brian likes to eat salted yogurt for breakfast every morning.

by Hdheje October 30, 2019

yogurt yodeler

it is what you call a Karen that is disrupting the peace in an ice cream shop McDonald’s getting a parfait anything of that matter …

Look at that yogurt yodeler why are they so upset?

Because they have to pay extra for their parfait .

by BigBarDollas April 10, 2024

Wet yogurt

Someone who is a bit of a wanker and very full of themselves

Fucking hell don’t you reckon that tony from love island is a total wet yogurt?

by wastemannn251 September 2, 2020

Yogurt Effect

Mixing milk based liquors with acidic liquors to create a goopy sludge in a shot.

"If you use the right sloe gin, it gives you a yogurt effect"

by Sludgeboy April 26, 2025