by The Product Lexicon December 11, 2008
A leg boner occurs either in the dead of the night or at random times during the day where either you are sleeping or just sitting criss cross In the floor where the back of your thigh catches a cramp thus having to spring your leg up into the air to stretch it out.
by D'Rack2Times November 12, 2017
A leg boner occurs when one's legs stiffen, usually for a couple of days, making it awkward to walk, run etc. It is most likely to affect a person when their significant other / crush is nearby.
The most scenario of a leg boner environment is a sporting activity, with the s/o or crush in the same team as them.
The most scenario of a leg boner environment is a sporting activity, with the s/o or crush in the same team as them.
Jessica got a leg boner during Physical Education because Sheldon, her crush, was in her team for the game of Rounders. It took her a few days to recover fully from it.
by Pickapon August 18, 2014
Boner Buzzard, Noun, meaning a prostitute, hooker, basically anyone who does dirty things for money.
Tom: Hey John I bought myself a hooker last night!
John: Really? You've been hangin' out with boner buzzards?
Tom: Yeah, life has been tough lately.
John: Really? You've been hangin' out with boner buzzards?
Tom: Yeah, life has been tough lately.
by Dr. McMac April 20, 2021
Damn the other day I looked across the lake and saw a massive pile of sand that gave me a raging boner it must have been a really bad case if sand boneritis.
by Anal_Titty_Liquer August 10, 2018
When Pamela entered the room, Kyle was standing in front of the mirror naked, with a lazy boner, smearing scarlet lipstick all over his face.
- What the fuck? said Pamela. - You still haven't cleaned up the house?
- What the fuck? said Pamela. - You still haven't cleaned up the house?
by Ronnie Slogun November 22, 2014
noun: the erection you get during class, usually right before the teacher asks you to write something on the chalkboard. A type of social suicide.
Today in math, the teacher asked me to solve a problem on the board, and everyone saw my enormous chalk boner.
by BlSH0P December 06, 2009