chalk boner

noun: the erection you get during class, usually right before the teacher asks you to write something on the chalkboard. A type of social suicide.

Today in math, the teacher asked me to solve a problem on the board, and everyone saw my enormous chalk boner.

by BlSH0P December 5, 2009

the why boner

A super awkward boner when confused with a person's gender.

well isn't the return of the why boner...

by Rell the infinite May 2, 2016

pizza boner

Enlarged erection due to the warmth and good smell that comes from pizza on your lap.

"Hey have you been to La Ventina's recently?"
"Yeah that place gives me a massive pizza boner!"

by Sick Majors December 6, 2013

Boner Buzzard

Boner Buzzard, Noun, meaning a prostitute, hooker, basically anyone who does dirty things for money.

Tom: Hey John I bought myself a hooker last night!

John: Really? You've been hangin' out with boner buzzards?

Tom: Yeah, life has been tough lately.

by Dr. McMac April 20, 2021

hammer boner

A hammerhead shark, only not a shark.

My pants are the beneficiary of an impressive hammer boner.

by The Product Lexicon December 18, 2008

stoner boner

when you get really high and now you're horny and want to do the dirty

"come over babe i've got stoner boner

by CoolCamryn44 May 27, 2019

State Boner

A synonym for american nationalism. An act of treating the United States like a god that controls all other countries and neglecting any arguments or discussions that do not involve and/or insult the US.

Man, Johnny is a real nationalist. He gets a state boner every time he hears the anthem.

by ThatSneakyGuy December 25, 2010