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Shit Wilson

slapping somebody while holding a pile of shit in your slap hand
My girlfriend wanted to try something dirty so I gave her a Shit Wilson. She broke up with me.
by EDog73 November 23, 2022
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Wilson

A sex move where the woman is menstruating, is on top riding the man, and goes to reposition herself and has to grab the cock to reinsert, thus getting blood all over her hand, reinserts and starts riding the cock again, proceeds to slap the man's face and yells "Wilson!" -a la the volleyball in the movie "Castaway" and continues riding the "waves" as the man will usually will start bucking.
sex blood sexy fucking wilson castaway
by MsPennyP7 July 27, 2016
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The Simon Wilson Paradox

After hearing a detailed and troubling story about another man's struggles with maintaining an erection, he couldn't shake the anxiety it induced. This newfound stress crept into his own intimate moments, creating a vicious cycle of worry and performance issues that left him unable to maintain an erection himself.
Thus creating the Simon Wilson paradox
Last night I was with this girl then I stuffed from the Simon Wilson Paradox.
by Scottith July 15, 2024
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Jane Wilson

The main antagonist of a Walten Files spinoff series. Portrayed as a sadistic yandere. She has a sister Rosemary Wilson and dies by getting pushed off of Jack Waltens roof. Age 26.
Person1: Jane Wilson sucks
Person2: Yeah, she’s a bitch
by OJBURR July 16, 2021
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Warren Wilson College

Warren wilson college is a 4-year private liberal arts college. Set in the Swannanoa Valley of western NC, wwc is surrounded by some of the most beautiful views. There are 25 miles of hiking trails on campus, some of which follow the swannanoa river. Wwc follows a system called The Triad, were students have a wholesome learning experience through academics, service, and work. There are over 80 work crews on campus such as farming, woodshop, garden, autoshop, dining, and pretty much anything needed to keep the school running students all take part in. With a small number around 800-1000 students, wwc has small class sizes and personable professors. Amazing sustainable agriculture, environmental, biology, and writing programs. there are a lot of "hippies" at this school. Not surprising at all to see people barefoot in class. With the small class size it's also common to have class outside. In biology for example my class went out to the trails and identified the native plants we found. It can be pricey to go here since it is a private school, but a little gets paid off from the work program but they are also really good with giving financial aid and scholarships. I love visiting all the animals here like the cows horses and pigs. This school is honestly so amazing
"Warren Wilson College Is for hippies"
"Warren wilson is for anyone whos chill and also a hardworker"
by WWC-owls July 18, 2017
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Mr. Wilson

Guy: “Hi, Mr. Wilson!”
Mr. Wilson “yo! You have Fs in all your classes and now you will get all As cuz i’m cool like that!”
by TRPL0 November 1, 2021
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Wilson

The greatest dog to ever exist, he would have been so proud of Jim, he may not be with his best friend Jim in person, but he will always watch over him, rest in peace you beautiful dog.
Jim: w-w-wilson, come on (soon realising he is no longer with him, sparking the saddest moment in tv history)
by JackieCrimble February 3, 2020
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