Hotness Scale 2.0

An elaborate way to rank girls which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:

(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)

"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."

by Tahm May 17, 2008

1-10 Scale

1-Hideous, you can't stand looking at them and is just awful looking and unattractive.

1 1/2-Still not good looking but close to being almost just ugly. For a 1 1/2 means a lot.

2-Monster

3-You just don't find them attractive and can't help the way you feel. 3 is a harsh rating but usually easy to get over.

4-Just plain ugly

5-Average, may be slightly good looking but long way

5 1/2-So close to getting past average

6-Cute, they don't make you horny.

7-Attractive but doesn't make you sexually driven.

8-Hot

9-Sexy

10-You find them completely SEXY! You would have sexual relations with them.

Trey: What is Linda on a 1-10 scale?

Aaron: Eww, she's a 2.

by tamtam27 October 23, 2010

donkey ball scales

When a male or female cum on the males genitals and is left for more than two days without being cleaned looks like scales.

On Tuesday Tim said to jim look at my dank donkey ball scales man I've had them since Saturday.

by Sir banter of banter-ville May 21, 2016

Dummy spitting scale

DSS for short. The DSS is a scale of people's tantrum level from 1 to 10.

"Karen" blew her lid she was a solid 9/10 on the Dummy spitting scale

by Yogidogibear September 3, 2019

push-pop scale

a unit of measurement used when comparing dick sizes

guy 1: My dick is like the size of a push pop fully extended

guy 2: how’d you know that?
guy 1: the push-pop scale duh
guy 3: My dick is the size of a push pop with the cap on :,(

by qwerty224 January 18, 2022

Thou Chill Scale

A scale in which ranks someone’s chillness. If you are ranked a 9 on thou chill scale, that means you are absurdly chill.

“Helen Winn is not hot but she is very chill. I rate her a 9.78 on thou chill scale.”

by Will jowers fan boy April 19, 2019

American Awesomeness Scale

The American Awesomeness Scale is a basic British(0) to American(10) scale in which the user rates person or thing on how awesome they/it are based on American standards.

On the American Awesomeness scale, The Declaration of Independence is a 10.

by RealAmerican1776 May 31, 2023