i know you are, but what am i

the most offensive comeback to ever be said. this comeback makes "your mom" seem like a nice thing to say. this comeback can out roast any insult thrown your way.

person one:You gay

person two: i know you are, but what am i

whole everyone else: OOOOHHHHHHH

by BlueStripes March 19, 2019

What Are Those?!

A saying derived from a viral Vine Video where a man sees a cop with off-brand shoes and screams out "What are Those!?" . Now it is used when ever someone has odd looking, off brand, or fake shoes. Also the video inspired many other videos and even an App that has a button that uses the audio from the video and says "What are those!?" when pressed - www.amazon.c o m/ iDesign-DC-What-Those-Button/dp/B010W4W60K

Bobby came to school with some fake Jordans and the Jumpman Logo was all wrong...... His friend James waited until recess and in the middle of a crowd pointed at his shoes and screamed "What are those?! "

by davatl93 April 17, 2016

what are you going

Only the awesomest phrase that all the cool people use to ask "what are you doing?" And "where are you going?" At the same time.

Hey what are you going bro?

by Lime is awesome May 4, 2018

what are you five?

Yeah, five inches deep in your MOM. aka one of the most badass responses to a question.

Bully: Dude, what are you five?
Kid: Yeah, five inches deep in your MOM!

by peeface har December 19, 2017

what-are-ya

A rhetorical question indicating the speaker's displeasure with the subject.

MR. HORSE: Hey, Muddy! Don't hit me with that mallet!
MUDDY: Shut up, you! *WHAM*
MR. HORSE: What-are-ya??

by Davoise December 25, 2010

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

This phrase is a form of trash talk commonly used while shouting at really bad kids, who quite frankly, dont know what they are doing.

Usually associated with Halo 3, where you completely rape the other team. Tsquared asks Walshy it all the time.

"WALSHY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? WE JUST GOT 25 UNCONTESTED SECONDS IN THE MIDDLE!!!"

"OGRE WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

by Butterrzz December 3, 2009

What Aren't I Doing?

The disarming response to the such questions as, "what are you doing?", "what are you talking about?, and "what is your problem?", substituting some words in your response to fit the question. It is a more polite way to tell that guy in english to fuck off. In order to be used correctly, you must say it the moment the question you are being asked ends. Usually starting with who, what, when, where, why or how, containing one of the contractions hasn't, aren't, won't, shouldn't, or wasn't, and containing a verb. Using it is an automatic +20 pts.

1) - U.S.A.: "who else have you bombed, afghanistan?"

- Afghanistan: "who haven't i bombed?"

2) -Jim: "God dammit, who here else has fucked my girlfriend?"
-Dan: "Honestly Jim, who hasn't fucked your girlfriend?

3)-Man 1: "What are you doing?"

-Man 2, interjecting: "I think the correct question would be what aren't i doing?

by Mr. Yell-O March 2, 2010