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french vanilla

when you cum on a girl and then dip your balls in the cum then "t-bag" her.
She enjoyed the french vanilla I gave her last night.
by Doe Bing December 16, 2009
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Vanillish

Not many people know the Tale of the Flying vanilla monsters existence but what we do know is that they were either running out of ideas or high
*Meanwhile in Nintendo Headquarters*
Manager: "Alright, let's think of a new Pokemon"
Worker 927: "Hmm, Oh, I've got one"
Manger: "What is it?"
Worker 927: "Kids like icecream right? How about we make a Pokemon which is a flying frozen soft serve and name him: Vanillish!!!
Manager: "... That's the greatest idea I've ever heard"

Rip: Cool Pokemon
by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 23, 2016
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vanilla donut

making a donut with ur girlfriends fat. and busting a load into the middle
aye babe you want a vanilla donut when im done
by lazykid March 14, 2011
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vanilla mist

when you cum in a girl or guy's asshole and then they fart leaving a mist of cum in the air vanilla in color.
dude last night i creampied Amy's ass and the she totally vanilla mist all over the sheets.
by mist maker April 13, 2011
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Cinnamon Vanilla Creampie

When a man gives a white redheaded ginger with frekles girl a creampie.
I gave my hot white redheaded ginger girlfriend a creampie, and i told her i gave her a cinnamon vanilla creampie.
by Goliath079 October 1, 2011
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Chocolate and Vanilla smoothy

When a boy shits in a blender along with some of his cum. blends it up and gives it to his parner to drink.
Nick Jonas gave Miley Cyrus a Chocolate and Vanilla Smoothy and thats the only reason why she went out with him
by 555 your mother 555 February 24, 2009
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Vanilla

Based from the small Texas town of Southlake. A vanilla is often a preppy or popular kid that completely goes with the status quo, but is convinced they are "different" and "special". These are the kind of people that will make you ashamed of humanity.

Vanilla girls are often seen wear Ugg boots, Sperry's, or Coach sneakers. They usually have Vera Bradley lunch bags, and back packs that they shove their stuff in without a care. Not to mention the rhinestone, white stitching jeans and low-cut Tyler's shirts. Their favorite accessory are push-up bras and lots of foundation and bronzer.

Vanilla guys are almost always wearing a football t-shirt, athletic pants, ridiculous ankle-high black socks (sometimes worn by the girls!), and athletic shoes that cost half their life savings. They also think being on a middle school football team deems you as being NFL level.

Not all vanillas are superficial and mean, they can be somewhat nice (About 3 of them are). A lot of them time they are seen talking bad about their so called "friends" and texting away on their iPhones. Vanilla is often mistaken as a racial slur, but anyone can be a vanilla. Vanillas are often ignorant to other religions, people unlike them, and will completely deny that they fit the Southlake stereotype.
"Ugh, she is such a slut, I hate how she acts, but I'm having a sleepover with her tonight, gonna be soooo fun! My mom said she'd buy me a new north face today! OMGZ, sucks to suck girly!"

Yup. That's a vanilla for you.
by TheCryptKeeper February 17, 2012
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