Vag Master

A guy who is out to get the pussy 24/7, no matter what the cost. - A tool who uses his queer sense of style to hypnotize women into jocking him. - A lame-ass strait guy who wears pink shirts, frayed designer jeans, pointy leather shoes(or Steve Madden shoes) and waxes his eyebrows and ass hair.

"Tyler would rather go shopping with Brittany on his day off than race go-carts with his homies - what a Vag Master!"

by Stupid White Honky December 12, 2006

Vag-Blocked

The opposite of cock blocked.
A.K.A. a female fuck blockage.

Those dudes totally vag-blocked me from jumping on that dick. boo yah.

by Erlexa April 29, 2008

milkshake vag

A term used to describe when a bunch of different flavoured lubrications are used in a woman's vagina. A man's sperm and the flavoured lube will create a wonderful taste explosion in your mouth.

"Boy 1" Hey, did you enjoy her milkshake vag last night?
"Boy 2" Yeah man! It was cherry flavoured!"

by ilikelaundryodorant June 15, 2009

vag and liq

short hand for saying vagina and liquor at the same time.

hey dude lets go to that sick party with all the vag and liq.

by jondawg March 5, 2006

vag puma

an insult to end all insults
also meaning dangerous vagina, or a vagina that should be avoided

John : dude your such a douche
Bill : shut up you stupid vag puma

by Josh I November 1, 2007

Deja Vag

Realizing the morning after a drunken sex romp that you have already had sex with the same guy in the past.

"I rolled over and had a major case of deja vag...I totally fucked this guy over Spring Break!"

by MarchoftheSenguins April 30, 2010

Narnia Vag

used mainly about sluts, referring to the fact that once you get past her pussy lips you will have entered the magical world of Narnia

I was with Chelsea last night, damn dude total Narnia Vag

by Nos nikdoh February 19, 2011