Unicorn Vagina

Something totally fictitious involving sexual exploit.

Guy #1: Yo man I totally banged the shit outta that milf from the gym!

Guy #2: UNICORN VAGINA!!!!!!! stop with the goddamn lies man!

by 2drunkskunk November 1, 2009

unicorn princess

Someone who is overly proud of small accomplishments.
A braggart, but generally a great person who just likes to boast.

Also, could be considered a slang term for something so outrageous, silly, and/or trivial all you can do is chant:
"UNIcorn PRIN-CESS!!!!" and raise the roof.

"Can you believe I got that working in-game before you did? I can, booyah! It's cause I'm a UNICORN PRINCESS!!!"

by Gardenia Glow September 12, 2006

Golden unicorn

Freezing your partners urine in a condom and strapping it to one's head and penetrating your partner with it.

In Aspen, after we ran out of firewood in the cabin, golden showers became untenable so we switched to golden unicorns and everyone was satiated.

by Attorney genital June 30, 2009

unicorn bait

References an innocent virgin, usually a girl, or a sissy guy, in that in folklore, a unicorn will only let a virginal maiden ride them.

Bobby says he's slept with a chick, but he's total unicorn bait.

by BamaPaganGamer September 22, 2010

Unicorn Mayonaise

When one partakes in the rubbing of the magical unicorn horn and then is rewarded with unicorn mayonaise sperm, cum whatever floats your yacht

If you shine the unicorns horn long enough you are rewarded with magical unicorn mayonaise.

by magnificentunicorn October 29, 2006

Zimbabwean Unicorn

A sexual act when the partner attaches a dildo to their for head, thus looking like a unicorn, and fucks their bitch with it usually using the 'headbanging' technique.

I punished my bitch like a Zimbabwean Unicorn

by blabies212 May 15, 2010

Unicorn Kisses

When two people softly rub their foreheads together as a sign of affection. Similar to Eskimo Kisses (nose) or Butterfly Kisses (eyelashes).

The dildos strapped boldly upon their chests slapped against each other hypnotically in rhythm to the awesome music stylings of Collins Era Genesis while they gently gave each other unicorn kisses.

by Aunt Gemima August 16, 2014