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Pooped a Twinkie

When Betty came home and saw her son on the couch with a girl, she about pooped a twinkie
by Geeeeeeeee2 June 7, 2011
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Twinkies

The bare breasts of a woman with a strong tan line. Golden outside, white inside.
It was clear that she had spent some time at the beach when she took off her bra and revealed a very nice pair of Twinkies.
by ElephantEight September 26, 2022
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Employed twinkie~

Employed twinkie~ - ɪmˈplɔɪd ˈtwɪŋki~:

noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~

A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.

The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".
The term is to be used in a non formal manner to describe a close friend or a person of authority.
"He sat upon his throne, high above the ground, Heflin snickered, "He's such an employed twinkie!" He whispered to Gregory with a smile on his face"
"I don't know why he's like that ..., me and him are employed twinkies for life."
"The principal is formal, the principal after saying hi to him: Absurd image of said principal"
"Love our fellow employed twinkie~ at aisle 4"
by B.A.A. November 25, 2025
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Polish Twinkie

When you you unexpectedly jizz inside your pants and you need to hide it.
Dude, I got a lap dance and she was so good I was carrying around a Polish Twinkie
by GirthBrooks2001 September 28, 2023
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Twinkie

Miguel: Amjad! YOU'RE GOING ON A TWINKIE!
Amjad: "Phew, thanks for saving me from the twinkie, because once you go in there...
Miguel:"You can never come back"...
by YUN__5 November 22, 2016
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Twinkie Bear

A large hairy gay man who is usually the dominant one, but sometimes will shave his whole body and let his boyfriend "pitch."
Nathen is a real masculine fella, but he's defiantly the twinkie bear type.
by FriskyxDingoxx September 23, 2022
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Twinkie

A white female that sleeps with a lot of men.
by Layla_official February 23, 2017
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