twinky-twonk

A person in their twenties.

Kate? You mean that blonde twinky-twonk with the pink Converse?

by PonyTrainBoi January 11, 2021

Twinky Dick

Male genitalia that is in the shape of a twinky (small, fat, and often looks terrifying) and often exhibits "little dick energy".

"That dude has such a twinky dick, I couldn't even feel it."

"Bro you ain't got no room to talk about size twinky dick."

by shortstack555 September 25, 2025

Twinkie

A school bus

School must've just got out, there's twinkies all over the place.

by Russellsroughneck May 11, 2023

Alabama Twinkie

A sexual power-move akin to that of the Alabama Hot Pocket with the twist of the fecal receptacle being the penis instead of the vagina. TL;DR Shitting in a man's pee-hole.

My friend made his wife an Alabama Hot Pocket. She returned the favor by giving him an Alabama Twinkie for dessert.

by TwerkingPandaMonkey April 16, 2021

Twinkie

A yellow school bus filled with white people

Miguel: Amjad! YOU'RE GOING ON A TWINKIE!
Amjad: "Phew, thanks for saving me from the twinkie, because once you go in there...
Miguel:"You can never come back"...

by YUN__5 November 22, 2016

chocolate twinkie freak

White women who love black dick, especially their creamy (cum) white filling!!! A chocolate twinkie freak will do just about anything for the rich/smooth taste of a C.T. (chocolate twinkie)!

I met this chocolate twinkie freak at the mall and she crazy niiiiiice son!!!

I know a spot where all the chocolate twinkie freaks hang out at kid & they all get down like groupies at a rockstar convention...ya dig!!!

by Tekezo aka Rogue_Assassin October 11, 2009

Swiss Twinkie

When an elderly woman gets a creampie and holds it in for 33 minutes.

Grandma had a Swiss Twinkie in the home last week.

by TwinkyWinkeee September 30, 2023