Vending Truck

When you don't remember the word food truck you might call it a vending truck because you are stupid.

Ryan "do you see that vending truck"
Someone smarter "idiot it is not called a vending truck"
Everyone with a brain "hahaha idiot"

by It is ja boi June 12, 2018

Truck Stuck

When you're just about to pull out into traffic but then see a BIG AZZ log truck and cant seem to push the gas pedal. Even though its still probably a 1/4 of a Mile away.

I was SUPER late for work this morning and would have had a good place at the front of the line but I got Truck Stuck 😬😬

by Bigmike8045 June 21, 2019

push a truck

The act of smoking a marijuana cigarette out-of-doors while leaning against a vehicle, preferably a truck.

Well, it's about time we go push a truck.

(Inhales) It's tough work pushing a truck.

by eddydish August 20, 2011

Green Truck

A vehicle that is good enough to be a lot of fun but cheap enough to not give a shit what happens to it

Let me get the green truck to do a burn out through the bonfire

by Zealousvoyager October 14, 2019

thanos truck

the most op thanos of all in all realms, and will destroy his opponent in one snap

THANOS TRUCK: did u hear about those truck battle? yeah he won with a snap right dude?

by LedgendŻ March 13, 2019

Truck Liquor

A bottle of liquor intended for drinking straight while riding around in an automobile, typically a pick up truck more than likely on a dirt road. Truck Liquor is generally consumed at night after many other beverages have been consumed.

Everything was going alright until they decided to go for a ride around the farm and got into the truck liquor.

by jnccr October 8, 2010

Dump Trucking

When somebody opens their asshole and another person shits in it, they may pass the shit back and forth.

"Can you hold this for me? "

"You mean like dump trucking?

by MayonnaiseCoveredTitties June 15, 2018