Tomato

when their face turns red

when I stuck it in her, her face was a tomato

by Pimp_daddy_05 February 26, 2021

tomato

reuben

i may be stupid but at least i don't look like a tomato

by lemonboyswillbebugs November 6, 2019

Falling Tomatoes

A euphemism for committing suicide by jumping off a high place, originating from the visual of a tomato splattering on the ground after falling.

"I moved out of that city 'cause it had too many cases of falling tomatoes."

by Yeesh_I_Got_Peas January 10, 2025

Tomato Apple Drink

- Tomato Apple Drink - A terrible drink made by combining Apple juice with Tomato juice.

Only made for psychopaths.

guy 1: ''Kyle asked if you wanted a Tomato Apple Drink''
guy 2: ''Oh god he must be a person suffering from a chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior, let's stop hanging out with him''

by It's Ja Boi, Nigerian prince June 10, 2020

tomato water

Meaning something is bad or boring.

This game is tomato water.
This chat is so tomato water .

by tomatoj April 6, 2025

Baked Tomato

Having sexual intercourse with a girl that is on her period

I gave my girl a baked tomato last night

by King Chapo June 15, 2016

tomato friend

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One of the many characters in Tulterheles Munkaval, a Veszteseg fangame. I won't spoil it, its both the Betrayed and ? Endings.

Tomato Friend: GET OUT
Me: no
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH

by SARNAPSIS WILL RISE February 22, 2024