toaster weekend

the last weekend of the month or the weekend after a major holiday when cops are out in full force making their "bread and butter" by writing dumb citations to fill their quota.
person 1: man I was only going 7 over the speed limit.

person 2: It's toaster weekend. Cops will pull you over and fine ya for no reason these days.
by violanos January 10, 2011
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limp toaster

a mentally slow human who has the iq of a toaster and can’t get hard
used as an insult,

you’re a whole limp toaster”
by Krafffffty February 28, 2021
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Kittanning Toaster Lovin

When you shot between the breasts of a woman then commence to titty fucking her & finishing off by ejaculating onto her tits like you are buttering the bread.
Did you eat breakfast?
Nah... but That girl it s gonna get a Kittanning Toaster Lovin with me today when I shot on her chest and duck her like a Thomas' English muffin
by Makeumybitch August 12, 2018
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Toaster Mage

1) The usage of question marks instead of periods; or the excessive use of trails in an irrelevant sentence; or even both.
2) A paranoid pieist; hater of cakes, lover of pies.
"I am teh pieist?"
"Yo............"
"Fun times......?"
by Hybride February 20, 2005
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Toaster Mage

Toasty. A lazy lazy person. You can stalk him for 2 months and he will not notice. Yes, he is that oblivious. He keeps various odd things in his trenchcoat, such as a disc drive with a Linkin Park CD taped into it. Also very easy to kidnap.
"DAMN COMMUNIST!"
"SMITE!"
"You're the winner of the loser sweepstakes!"
"www.pieism.tk"
by Aimee February 05, 2005
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Toaster Mage

Master of the ? and eating gourmet legos. Impressively strange....likes to say "I see" alot. Without Toasty I would not know of Chef Brian or the demented cartoon movie.....My life would be much less interesting.....
toastermage: o.o
toastermage: unusual
toastermage: class LevelMod(wxPanel):
def __init__(self,parent,id):
wxPanel.__init__(self,parent,id)

self.lvlbx = wxComboBoself,1, pos=(50,10),style=wxCB_READONLY)
for num in range(1,201):
self.lvlbx.Append(str(num))
by Smoke the Hucast May 10, 2005
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Toaster Mage

Toaster Mage happens to be a very * person

*=random, boring, nerdy(in a good way), hilarious, evil, communist, pieist..the list goes on...

He happens to be very good at programing, and hacking video games, of which the most used is PSO for Gamecube(I think...)

There, is that definition good enough?
"zeeky-boogy-doog?"
"o.o.............."
"Outside = bad"
"Linux>windows"
by Zephania May 09, 2005
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