Prepare the Meat

When you dip your man-stick into a bowl of lubricant to make penetration easier and smoother

Dude! I forgot to prepare the meat last night!

That sucks!

It still felt pretty good though

by I-Be-Pimpin April 25, 2017

Meat party

A local tradition amongst college students in villages of rural Montana where they congregate to cut animals they have hunted such as game and fowl while drinking beer and being quintessential "men"

Hey guys, you go to that meat party last night? We had 5 elk, 7 deer, 3 bison and 20 kegs of Cold Smoke beer.

by Fig27 October 15, 2017

meat jun

An extremely floppy giant brown labia with overlay of unknown yellow substance.

Normally found on whores and is caused by litterally using and abusing the shit out of the vagina. Yellow batter like substance not the teri beef vagina lips is likely residue cum or a yeast infection.

Origin:Island of lanai

Man 1: That bitch looks fine!

Man 2: Nah man I fucked her and her pussy was so gross.

Man 1: why?

Man 2: It looked like meat jun and smelled like Kim Chee!

Man 1: oh she's a Korean whore!

by Popolobear October 22, 2013

meat silo

a slang term for the penis

I took that broad home and jammed my meat silo up her snatch

by BERKingOff December 5, 2010

Meat Shop

Meat Shop is a slang term for a prison cell that is shared by two very horny people who engage in sexual acts regularly. Butcher Shop and Meat Shop are interchangable.

"Have you seen the cell next to mine? Its a total Meat Shop. I can hear them going at it every night."

by ShoddyVariety October 26, 2020

meat socket

anus or pussy

when i stuck a piece of toilet paper up my meat socket cuz i was out of tampons.

by nobody else here August 10, 2017

Slick meat

A processed meat Product?, commonly served to jailed inmates that have no choice in the matter, due to it's ability to resemble several types of actual lunch meat, its low cost and high fat content which gives it's name and shiny appearance.a

I would gladly trade my slick meat for a cup of coffee.

by Itiswhatitis?! May 23, 2018