dick

all fortnite gammers

oh shit you're a fortnite gammer
you must be a dick

by lonely-blond-boy February 10, 2019

dick

A standard unit of measure for practically anything.

It costs 5 dicks in the store. (price) It was 4 dicks long (measurement).

"How do you get to main st?" "It's 3 dicks south and 4 dicks to the east and you'll see it right on the left". (directions)

by dickbeem October 23, 2017

dick

A magical wand that has the power to create life

My dick has magical powers

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

Dick

Something most boys in my grade dont have

Jonathan has no dick

by CYH_LitG November 28, 2018

Dick

1 A word relating to a male part, the penis

2 that guy you probably hate.

3 Something you'll never get

1, Jessie: Oh man i'm totally getting some dick tonight!

2, Max: Damn, Jared is such a dick

Larry: I know right, the biggest dick in the world

3, your life is sad.

by The big ol truth, sorry bucko January 28, 2019

Dick

1. Something you do not have.
2. Nonexistent.
3. Appears not to be there.

You: Wanna see my dick?
Girl: it doesn't exist.

by Hailioli October 8, 2017

Dick

A Logan paul

An dick is a douche

by Fatcatsaregroopeys November 9, 2018