Emre Theory

The Emre Theory states that if anyone has a mum, then there is always a chance that Emre could be your stepdad.

This is a fact that cannot be disputed, it’s just the laws of physics.

“there’s no way you’re gonna marry my mum bro”
“the emre theory says otherwise”

by EmreLovesMilfs May 9, 2022

Fromoutta Theory

The "Fromoutta Theory" is used when someone asks for data or information that is extremely difficult to extract and or quantify. The end result is information is pulled "from outta my your end."

I was asked to provide anticipated sustainment costs based on numerous assumptions so I used the Fromoutta Theory to get the answer.

by Pirate076 April 4, 2011

The Retardum Theory

A theory that states that anyone acting retarded while not having any mental health issues will later in life become retarded due to the brain being tricked by a person's actions that itself is afflicted with such condition. This effect has no known way of reverting to before it took place, but it is believed that concentrated doses of Flinstone Vitamin Gummies (specifically 1995 production doses) improves their affect.

Will: "Durr!! HURRRRRRR!"

Grace: "Hill stop acting like a fucking retard, haven't you heard of The Retardum Theory?"

by McJazzerVEVO October 19, 2019

Lollipop theory

When a guy or girl dates a bunch of different people until they find out which is the best for them.

John: I see you have a new girlfriend
James: No, I'm just testing out this lollipop theory.

by Mr. Slang February 7, 2010

Unicomputation theory

When old people think there's only one fucking computer in the neighborhood by saying "the computer."

Grandma: "I got onlogged on the computer yesterday."
You: "that's the unicomputation theory, grandma, you stupid bitch."

by -sonic December 13, 2010

The Wampler Theory

The Wampler Theory states that of time and evolution, black girls have formed looser pussies to acomidate for bigger dicks

That girls pussy is so lose, The Wampler Theory must run in her family.

by Miria May 12, 2014

chitterlings theory

Result of what happens to someone who learns the truth of something long after using. And then swears off of it despite the fact that it has been used over and over again most times for years.

1.) mmmmm these chitterlings are hell a good. Huh ewww I have been eating cow intestines for years and never knew. Time to stop messing with those for sure. That chitterlings theory is a mean mother!!!

2.) She is on that chitterlings theory with the cosmetics she used to use. Pore girl found out they did animal testing.

by darkking777 December 20, 2010