by Wirey Streak of Piss February 23, 2011
The mystical and sometimes unobtainable 7 wank barrier......the point at which you cannot wank any further due to draining the wank bladder
" I got some hot new porn last night and tossed myself stupid.....Still couldn't get past the wank barrier though!"
"She's a barrier babe!"...I.E a lady of such beauty as to be worth 7 wanks.
"She's a barrier babe!"...I.E a lady of such beauty as to be worth 7 wanks.
by combatstig March 15, 2009
by Finnbarr March 08, 2010
When you get so bored of revision the only thing left to do is to have a wank.
A form of procrastination.
A form of procrastination.
by michelleandjoe June 12, 2011
by Plube09 January 01, 2009
Having a wank just to 'clear the pipes' so to speak. Absolutely nothing to do with any sexual thoughts.
I was bored last night so had a service wank, it's been a few days and I didn't want to get clogged up
by laurafrobisher January 22, 2015
A wank holiday is when, on a bank holiday (such as May Day), you stay at home all day and masturbate, preferably without leaving the house all day.
"What did you get up to on friday?"
"Ahh it was a wank holiday so i stayed at home and knocked 7 out"
"Ahh it was a wank holiday so i stayed at home and knocked 7 out"
by Muffin_UK April 03, 2009