This is a very crude synonym to the more technical term, masturbation. Once masturbation is brought to mind, you should understand the imagery that this term conveys. If you still don't get it, think male masturbation, and think of the "stone" as two stones instead of one.
Well, that was a long stressful day... I think it's time to relieve some stress, maybe an afternoon of trying to pull the sword from the stone will help.
by Aegis1 November 11, 2009
Get the trying to pull the sword from the stonemug. 1. Lubrication for the male genitalia, used for, but not limited to sexual intercourse
2. A coating for medieval swords, most commonly for Live Action Role Playing people (see LARP)
2. A coating for medieval swords, most commonly for Live Action Role Playing people (see LARP)
"At first Johnny thought he was getting the clap, but then he realized he just needed some sword wax."
by Johnny's Drama August 26, 2009
Get the Sword Waxmug. The sword that KA_TheLegend uses to fight off monsters, and bad guys. it shoots out rainbows, and its the Uni-Shark's extra horn, that can never break. and its rainbow colored.
by KA_TheLegend April 23, 2017
Get the Uni-Shark Horn Swordmug. by Hobner March 31, 2024
Get the Three Sword Stylemug. by Lord Word god April 6, 2020
Get the Swordmug. Sword rangers is when two guys pretend not to be gay but deep down really are. They play this "sword ranger" game where they whip out their dick and touch each each other with their dicks (practically rubbing each other) to get one another hard. Don't affiliate with these type of men, they will lure you in slowly by grabbing your ass or touching your dick till they know you're comfortable with them.
by ItsStephyPooh August 8, 2017
Get the sword rangersmug. Term for specific type of puking in Slovakia, an opposite of power spew, or the opposite of throwing a stick.
When someone throws up, the puke exiting person´s mouth is going out in low speed (and there´s oftenly a lot of it, coming in multiple waves), so the person throwing a sword oftenly pukes on themselves and all over the toilet or the object the person is trying to puke in (oftenly messing it up or missing it entirely). After they finish throwing the sword, a lot of saliva or remains of the vomit hang from the thrower´s mouth.
When someone throws up, the puke exiting person´s mouth is going out in low speed (and there´s oftenly a lot of it, coming in multiple waves), so the person throwing a sword oftenly pukes on themselves and all over the toilet or the object the person is trying to puke in (oftenly messing it up or missing it entirely). After they finish throwing the sword, a lot of saliva or remains of the vomit hang from the thrower´s mouth.
Please, God, don´t let me throw a sword.
If you´re going to throw a sword, then go outside!
If I knew David was about to throw a sword, I´d give him extra bucket and tissues.
If you´re going to throw a sword, then go outside!
If I knew David was about to throw a sword, I´d give him extra bucket and tissues.
by Exit August 6, 2018
Get the Throw a swordmug.