Plastic

Plastic came from space therefore it is space jizz

The other day when your girl was messing around that plastic dildo and she got pregnant and the baby came out brown must be the space jizz

by That’s creative March 10, 2024

ditch the plastic

running away from home by train hopping

take a gap year, ditch the plastic

by 9th September 24, 2018

Plastic

kardashian

kardashians are more plastic than in the ocean

by Knight_of_memes September 14, 2020

Plastic fan

Someone who doesn’t know shit about a sports star or team but just follows their hype but doesn’t know shit about them

Person 1: “Hey look it’s a plastic fan”

Person 2: “How do you know”
Person 1: “He thinks Anthony Joshua would beat Tyson Fury

by bigjimmy68 April 7, 2020

Plastic Express

Originally man made from the United States. Largest retail seller of plastic dildos.

Have your seen the new release from Plastic Express?

by Nattylightice February 11, 2022

Plastic bag face

The face you make when going really high speeds or by pulling your skin backwards on your face

This rollercoaster is so fast it'll make you have a plastic bag face

by EA&EW June 25, 2017

Plastic bag of defeat

When people put plastic bags or other objects in their driver side window or passenger side on the side of the road, because their poor financial choices do not permit them to get their Hoopty fixed, or get it towed somewhere else

Looks like that car isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. How do I know you ask? Look at the plastic bag of defeat on the driver side window

by thedon2025 November 29, 2025