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Pinch a DeVos

To take a dump. To make a bowel movement. To go #2.
I'm so constipated right now I need to take a laxative and pinch a Devos.
by Chef Drew and LJoy December 11, 2019
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PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!
“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”
by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020
mugGet the PINCH one FLUSH onemug.

new pinch

When someone buys or gets something new
Oh wow that’s such a cool shirt, new pinch
by Actionreplayy September 11, 2021
mugGet the new pinchmug.

Dont pinch my rolls

When someone is making you mad. Instead of telling then to stop to stop whatever they're doing, automatically default to this word. This is also a way of saying "don't touch me."
STOP PINCHING MY ROLLS!

Dont pinch my rolls!

Why are you pinching my rolls?!
by #1ALEC→D←RIDER March 22, 2025
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Pinching your tamale

Damn it Billy, stop pinching your tamale at work!
by Chewy Gonzales August 20, 2021
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Pinch

Pinch (action), to grip an object or substance between two fingers.
Pinch (unit), a very small amount of an ingredient, typically salt or a spice
Pinch (whisky) or Haig's Pinch, brand of Scotch whisky
Pinch, Indiana, an unincorporated community
Pinch, West Virginia, a census-designated place in Kanawha County
*Pinch’s You*
OW WHAT THE HELL MAN
by Α March 24, 2022
mugGet the Pinchmug.

Beetle pinch

When one sticks one in the pink and one in the stink and proceed to pinch like a beetle.
To be a true beetle pinch it has to be done to Drew's mum
by Drew's mum May 12, 2022
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