pencil

A thing made by wood and meant to write

why do we have to use a pencil can't we just use markers?

by mary923 August 14, 2018

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pencil beak

1.noun. large and pointed nose or chin. 2.noun. an over hanging with a rough wall. 3. vb. (pencil beaking) smelling a liquid by sticking your nose in it.

1. She is has a pencil beak. 2. Don't fall off the pencil beck. 3. Are you pencil beaking your soup.

by VanDrako June 2, 2010

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Pencil sharpener

Before you get a blow job your partner fills their mouth with cat litter then proceeds with giving you a blow job

Had to go to the hospital after getting a pencil sharpener

by Exit_69_BIGBEAVER October 6, 2022

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Verb. The act of pooping immediately after a meal. Very much like the pencils with lead cartridges where you stick a cartridge in one end, and one comes out the other end.

Noun. One who frequently poops immediately after a meal.

“Mmm! This pot roast was delicious, but I gotta go push pencil!”

“It’s time to cut the cake! Where’s Frank?”
“Oh he’ll be out in a bit. He’s a bit of a push pencil.”

by Jeremayne October 3, 2023

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pencil pubes

1. the fresh shavings of a pencil

2. the pubes of a skinny person

*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"

While bored at work, Patricia shaved up a bunch of pencil pubes and then everyone started calling her Patty Pencil Pubes and then she had to clean all that shit up

by angie O edema November 16, 2018

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