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Yank the Lizard

To Choke the Chicken, or in simipler terms, Masturbate.

Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."

"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.
by LizardYanker69 October 15, 2017
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lizard blizzard

something that lot lizard jordan ringwald gives for fun at the trucks
john; aye azure wheres jordan?
azure; out giving lizard blizzards!
john; wow what a lot lizard
by jcolenims70 April 23, 2017
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Lizard caps

A small capsule used for recreational purposes, leaving the user licking their eyebrows.
The people at 954 use lizard caps, a new drug and lick their eyebrows.
by Lizard caps April 26, 2017
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lizard piss

Wow i could really go for a lizard piss
by Lizard piss June 11, 2017
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pizzle lizard

A pizzle lizard is alot like a lot lizzard but is a female that can be found near a meth pipe or dope
Wow look at katlyn shes such a pizzle lizard
by Yamahatothegrave June 20, 2017
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well lizard

Familiar and somewhat dismissive term for a crocodile (or alligator or caiman) that is near civilization.
Holy shit! What’s that thing in the koi pond?!”
“Huh? Oh, just a well lizard. He’s fine.”
by Slaughtxor April 20, 2018
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Lizard Lines

Lizard Lines are the random lines written on a whiteboard that can be turned into a lizard by adding more lines. These lizard drawings typically turn out really weird, but are noticeably a lizard. Any and all lines can technically be considered lizard lines.
by swanbabyohshitgoose March 8, 2018
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