Plot Lizard

One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.

See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot

Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).

by Peantia Galleria August 01, 2016

Taking the lizard out on Sundays

One not being overly communicative about their sexual activities.

"No one would think you were fucking, you are like taking the lizard out on sundays"

by LizzardWithFatAssCheeks November 01, 2020

Feed my lizard

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.

"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

Feed my lizard

An excuse to leave an online chat room, mainly for gaming, to go and masturbate

"You ready to start the next match?"
"Hol' up I need to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

lizard spit

noun: After peeing, you put the "lizard" away, and it leaks out a little causing an uncomfortable wetness in your pants. It may also cause an embarrassing wet spot on your pants for everyone to see.

This term comes from "drain your lizard"

there's no rush, take your time so you don't get lizard spit

by fightingcrow May 27, 2010

Lizard lord

Lizard Lord is the king of the reptiles. He can command lizards at will and eat people whole with his long scaly tongue

"I think Max is the Lizard Lord"

by Tribal69 April 16, 2021

camp lizards

Camp lizards are usually younger girls who sleep with men for money in work camps

They will fuck your husbands while he’s in camp

Guy: man I hope I can find a camp lizard when I go back to work: (Camp lizards)

by The camp guy October 16, 2022