"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!
The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.
by QuacksO May 18, 2019

Racing gear Dressed for sex .
I took of her dress I was surprised she was wearing stockings and suspenders "full racing gear "
I took of her dress I was surprised she was wearing stockings and suspenders "full racing gear "
by Slickforlife June 18, 2018

Waterproof clothing consisting of overall pants and a rain jacket used on the deck of a boat or anywhere you might get wet.
by ACIDDROPx420HITS March 27, 2023

Ridiculously impractical "armor" generally worn by female characters in RPGs. Often exposes large amounts of skin, including but not limited to short shorts/skirts, bikini tops, and skintight leather suits.
Damn, I wish I could equip my female mage with something other than hoe gear! Oh well, guess I'll make a male character instead.
by me................. June 20, 2017

by saltysanty October 12, 2020

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