Gouch Air Balloon

The result of when you're sitting down and your crotch is tightly packed between your thighs, then you let out a high pressurized fart that travels down the anus, then forward past the gouch and out through your scrotum in the form of a silent stink bubble. Sometimes able to be held in your gouch region for long periods until you stand up.
I was sitting in church when I suddenly had to fart, luckily it was a Gouch Air Balloon, so I was able to hold under me until church was over.
by Ehcko February 26, 2014
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untie the balloon knot

Its good but I want to untie the balloon knot.
by Coidesal November 01, 2018
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Big balloon body

Where the patient's body is completely swollen in all directions in the shape of a big ball. (Sometimes the breasts inflate too) Admit it, you know you want to do this to your girlfriend.
Troy: Wow, would you look at Jenny's big balloon body?

Jenny: Troy, this isn't funny! Deflate me this instance!

Erica: Whee! This so much bouncy fun!
by Gangster Twinks January 16, 2017
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Colorado water balloon

the act of a man pissing into a girls asshole, feeding her a bunch of laxatives and fucking it until all of the piss and shit squirts out of her
“i was at a party and i gave malarie a colorado water balloon
by waterballoonlover May 03, 2023
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Big Baby Balloons

Grossly fat children or obesity.
Did you read Big Baby Balloons yet, it's a good read.
by john21425 November 01, 2017
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purple balloon knot

A tight, centrifugal pulling together of anal glands, in other words, a nest of purple, veiny haemorrhoids.
Kobus went to the proctologist for his annual anal check up, when he bent over the examination table, the Proctologist gasped with astonishment: “Wow, Kobus, what a wonderful, purple balloon knot you have.”
by Hog hog January 01, 2023
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Hot Air Balloon

Its like when you're making love... with your special lady friend and you stretch your bean bag over her cornhole and tell her to fart.
Last night I got the best hot air balloon ever. Veronica streched my bean bag over her cornhole and farted, it smelled like cheerios. I couldn't help but blow my load!!
by Table Top August 14, 2009
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